tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5545323.post116369641009884338..comments2007-04-16T23:28:44.770-06:00lisanoreply@blogger.comBlogger3125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5545323.post-1164146102011413602006-11-21T15:55:00.000-06:002006-11-21T15:55:00.000-06:00

Dear burgeoning author,<BR/><BR/>Please see me after class - we've got a lot of minor mishaps and merry misconceptions to add and I've got a big red pen. I also have some bombast I've been looking forward to using. What? What's that? Write your own? Nah, my novel would only end up being bowdlerized. Yes, I've been reading "A Glossary of Literary Terms, 5th Ed."<BR/><BR/>How you feelin' today? It

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Simon said...<BR/><BR/>...he was tormented by that game as a youth.<BR/><BR/>Man that post from a few days back sure was awesome...the Simon theme song...everyone should check it out.<BR/>Is that Whitesnake? I totally need that as a ringtone. Or at least on a tape recorder, to be played whenever I'm needed to spring into action.<BR/>If anyone wants to check out my novel (I'm roughly seven

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Dear Ms. Lisalouise,<BR/><BR/>Most authors hate what they write. Even the world's greatest end up rejecting as rubbish most of what they wrote.<BR/><BR/>This is because authors are by definition, introspective and self-critical. They are eccentric, annoying and endlessly irritating. They have few friends and are reduced to a pathetic existence of forging faux friendships on the internet. These

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