knowing i might pass over to the other side - the johnny cash side, i just sadly discovered today - at any time, there are a great many things i need to do. these include:

learn a martial art
learn a marital art
no, just kidding
learn to speak cree, french, mandarin, russian, german, latin, and portugese
learn to do a cartwheel
get hypnotized
learn sleight of hand
scuba dive
build a stone house
ride an elephant
mock the president of the u.s.to his face with a witty limerick
become a lucid dream master
motorcycle down the west coast of north america
fall asleep in a hammock
get my mom stoned