and another thing

I believe there really are types of people. Beyond boys and girls, or boxers and briefs. One of the categories is:

The slacks-wearing, authority-wielding guy. He may or may not be in an actual position of authority - his personal power is bigger than title. His mom made him wash his hands frequently as a child. As a consequence, he's immediately uncomfortable around people who don't have this hand-washing thing. He has rigid routines. Overdose viagra rigid. His hair doesn't move. It hasn't since 1987. He wants very much to be cool, but his desire to scrub the filth from his hands is greater.