OK then. I'm going for coffee. While I drink my coffee, I will make a handy chart illustrating how totally survivable the next 3 weeks will be. That's 15 days on the hamster wheel. Maybe I'll make an advent calendar, ferrying me toward freedom on a delicious barge of chocolate. At the end will be a little link to Aretha Franklin singing, just for me:

freedom, Freedom, freedom, FREEDOM!