career options

Segues like the one I saw on the documentary channel last night are hard to come by. From factory hog farms to 'the bunny ranch' - a Nevada brothel where the girls call the owners 'mommy and dad'. After I found out how much money bunnies can fetch, I was ready to revamp my resume and head south. After half an hour of hidden camera revelations, being kept at farm number one seemed a more attractive option.