blessed are the easily amused

Thursday, September 23, 2004

the cards know all

You may not know this about me but, in addition to my many startling and useless talents, I'm a fortune teller. No, seriously, ask me anything. It's uncanny.

Last night's tarot reading:

past - princess of cups (page of cups)
present - lust (strength)
future - 2 of cups

Basically this indicates that my past as a passive, invertebrate loser in love and my future in a satisfying relationship with a wealthy 95-year-old are separated by a brief stint as a dominatrix.

7 Comments:

Blogger Huckleberry Finnegan said...

Here's to living in the present.

Welcome back, Bugsy.

Thu Sep 23, 11:05:00 AM

 
Blogger sally said...

Its true.. one time she did a WHOLE year reading for me... one for each month, i wrote it down.. carried it around and checked as each month went by.. it was out standing!!! i think i need another one now:P

Thu Sep 23, 05:24:00 PM

 
Blogger lisa said...

any time, sal.

Thu Sep 23, 07:35:00 PM

 
Blogger sally said...

wat cha doin sunday?

Fri Sep 24, 10:42:00 AM

 
Blogger odd_child said...

Tee hee, do you have to do a reading to answer that question?

Fri Sep 24, 03:06:00 PM

 
Blogger lisa said...

Hm, the cards say I'll be charging through the clouds on a white steed, sword in hand. But I could pencil a reading in. You gonna be in town?

Fri Sep 24, 08:34:00 PM

 
Blogger sally said...

I see you have pulled the king of Swords.
HAHAHHA remeber that time so many times ago when we were at the Grainery watching the fancy ladds.. and they came for a break and Jessie, Kevin and Charles.. I think the drummers name was Charles all wanted to pull a card so they all pulled a card and they all pulled princess cards!!
that was a little too funny.

Sat Sep 25, 11:42:00 PM

 

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