blessed are the easily amused

Thursday, June 16, 2005

bloody caesar

vegetarian: "I just don't like the idea of a tomato in juice form."

friend: "I know, and when you add clam juice in there, well that's just disgusting."

v: "How do they get the clam juice in clamato? Do they, like, squeeze them?"

f: "You don't squeeze the juice out of the clams."

v: "Huh? You mean they just give it to you?"

That conversation may have been a lot funnier to the people present, who were mostly drunk and completely silly (including yours truly, of course). So go to your kitchen right now, pour half a litre of some nice peppery merlot down your wordhole, and then come back and re-read it. I'll wait right here.

3 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Flush from their success genetically modifying our tomatos to survive the trip from Central America to Minot and arrive tasting like pink styrofoam, the geniuses at Piggly Wiggly's r&d department took the next logical step.

While the hard shell actually failed, the Clamato gave a unique, if vaguely troubling, juice.

happy b-day oboe-gal.

G

Thu Jun 23, 05:40:00 PM

 
Blogger sally said...

earth to lisa

Mon Aug 08, 12:52:00 PM

 
Blogger sally said...

btw
i have a new address cuz i messed somting up and then didnt.. but then thought i did. at anyrate
my blog is now found at
ifmyheadweremadeofveal.blogspot.com

Mon Aug 08, 08:02:00 PM

 

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